Rats!

Recently discovering that rats had infested our barn, we started
a fierce campaign to annihilate them! We used poison, we

boarded up their holes, we took away there food supply (our

chicken feed), and certain dedicated individuals even lay in
wait for them with a BB gun! It was amazing how big and

well-fed they were. Each fresh casualty in the ranks of the

enemy was greeted with exultation by we humans!

You of all people, Faith?! And you actually look as if you
are enjoying it. Obviously your normal squeamishness is all faked.

It's the type of thing people do just so that they can say they
did it. ;-)