At breakfast one morning we had lemonade, but it wasn't just any lemonade. (And it wasn't the fact that is was all natural that made it special either.)
"Charity, the more we drink of this stuff, the richer you become."
Says who? Says the carton.(Check out the words above the man's hat.)
Charity drinks to her own wealth.
At the other end of the table, conversation turns to politics, and a budding orator vents his disapproval of the US tax system.
Taxes are so high these days that the government thinks we're having big families just to get tax deductions. *rips off bib* I didn't come into this world just to be a tax deduction!
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