Of Cakes and Birthdays

Roses are red... Uh, wait. No they're not.

But sugar still is sweet and so are you, dear sister.

Another dear sister and graduate of A.C. Moore's cake-decorating class.

So after all those decorating classes, what did Christian want for his birthday?

An ice-cream cake.

*scratches head* I can't read this. It says:

uɐıʇsıɹɥɔ
ʎɐpɥʇɹıq
ʎddɐɥ

Now why is he scratching his head? I trust they haven't taken to printing the newspaper upside down.