Divvying out the goodies. (How was your "thinking," Einwechters? - see bag ;-)
While doing a little research on taffy-pulling, I stumbled across this definition for a "taffy pull". Couldn't resist!
"A large group of self-absorbed people gathering for the purpose of patting themselves on the back, telling the world how great they are."
We had a wonderful time teaching you, Einwechters! Everybody else, if you want to learn the art, you can email me at email@example.com to schedule your own taffy tutoring class.
So after much taffy-pulling and leg-pulling (yes, that is a fake email address ;-), I am signing off.