The old way things worked: soda bottles, sore backs, sticky fingers, and bad odors.
Let me introduce you to ground-breaking inventor Conrad Martin, as well as his latest invention of the Potato-Bug-Sucker-Machine!Here's the new way things work:
Leptinotarsa decemlineata
Going... going...
Gone!
Warning: A willing (and patient) assistant to hold the bottle upright and keep a lookout for the bugs being missed is a vital component of this wonder machine (and, at present, is not available for purchase at any known location ;).
Yeah, there's a few bugs in the system...
...but nothing a little duct tape won't fix.
Mom waxes eloquent on the follies of the wonder machine. :-)
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